happy belated halloween! just to lay it all out there in the open, i hate halloween. first off, "trick or treat"? what kind of stupid question is that. i'd like to meet the person that opts for the former, so i can slap them with a snickers bar. secondly, halloween is not an excuse for you to run around in your lacey underwear, girls (and i guess boys too). it's under forty degrees outside, let's be sensible. thirdly... i'm just jealous and bitter. it's been 5 years since i've actually done anything on halloween other than purchase a bag of candy, rip it open, and flick through the channels for appropriate halloween television. and honestly, i really do want to dress up as a power ranger one night. and no, not the yellow one, you rascist bastard. anyway, last night i made nutter butter "truffles" and forced my roommates to decorate them with me in the spirit of good ol' hallos eve. ...and then i ate 7 of them.
plus 5.
whatever eases the pain, right.
