gotta get it

i have to go back to where my heart is: honolulu, and the bluescholar's with their hi-808 song have only solidified that sentiment. also, why don't i ever see these kinds of phunky phresh boys in hawaii when i'm there? ...oh yea, cuz they're always with their hotata, surfer girl, well-dressed mates. baga.

book review

don't judge a book by its' cover. this is the main moral that shows like 'the hills' and people like paris hilton teach me. i'm sitting here, still in my pajamas with a look of horror on my face because these seemingly airhead girls make more money sitting on couches talking smack with their friends than i will ever make. in my life. SMART. GIRLS. they look like airhead girls who only know how to booze it up, gossip, date, and use the bathroom, but they have their own show and make more money rolling their eyes than an ivy-league graduate sitting in an office working 9-5 five times a week.
so. without further ado, i present my new years resolution: be a smarter stupid. i'm going to move to l.a., lose about 30lbs, go to bars/clubs that these girls frequent, and create drama. then, maybe one day i will be graced with my own show, where i can take trips to hawaii, go to the beach, go shopping, eat and drink and talk smack and make cash money millionaires from it.

it's gonna be amazing.