beam me up, scotty

back to the motherland. back to my roots, back to the land of spicy rice cakes. except, even though i certainly look the part, it's not home to me. how am i supposed to find my 6'2, plaid-loving, surfer/skater, haole guy here? (not that... i've found him in hawaii, chicago, colorado or new york) ...but you know, i like my odds a little better back here on the mainland than up there in the homeland. i guess i just gotta start praying for daniel henney. praying hard.

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real hard.